Do Over! 3

Rahan - I don't know what the big stink is about, I kind of like the makeover.

Minoru - You're also blind in one eye. Did you notice how they installed a pole on my stage? I suppose that makes me a stripper now.

Rahan - The line between gogo boy and stripper is a blurry one indeed.

Minoru - Easy for you to say, One-Eye.

Rahan - Cram it, Stripper.

Damdam - Gear down, boys... it's all fun and games until someone loses an-

Silence.

Rahan - You were saying?

Damdam - Nothing.

Rahan - I do love it when you draw your advice from the personal experience well. How IS your lawn dart game these days?

Minoru - Wow, D. You're in an even bigger need of a do-over than the Candystick makeover. Impressive.

Do Over! 2

Shamrock - So... what do you think of the makeover?

Halcyon - I don't. You?

Shamrock - It makes me feel-

Halcyon - Angry?

Shamrock - Violated.

Halcyon - Not in the good way, I bet.

Shamrock - Even my calming Buddha mind is no match for the psychotic use of colour.

Do Over!

Kansas on the hasty and unexpected Candystick Gogo Funtimes Bar renovation - They say misery loves company. Apparently, the other thing misery loves is a mediocre makeover.

Love is Blind?

Minoru on last night's blind date - I've been thinking about him all day... which is weird because all I usually think about is me.

Work Daze

Halcyon - When Mondays are this good, you start to feel bad for the other days of the week. I mean... how can they possibly compete?

Shamrock - Ah sarcasm... 'the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.' Dostoevsky.

Halcyon - 'A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.' Buddha.

Silence.

Shamrock - I should have seen that coming.

Halcyon - A mile away.

The Other Shoe Drops...

Damdam - They say the nice thing about suffering Crippling Disappointment after Crippling Disappointment is that the bounce-back gets easier over time.

Rahan - We don't have time. Hey Kansas, what do you recommend for Crippling Disappointment?

Kansas - Tequila Sweeney.

Damdam - Never heard of it.

Kansas - Five shots of Tequila over Maraschino Cherry and Orange Juices in a tall glass on the rocks.

Rahan - Two Tequila Sweeneys-

Damdam - Four-

Rahan - Four Tequila Sweeneys. And a bucket. And an ambulance.

Damdam - That seems about right.

By Your Command...

Scrawled in red pen on one of the drink menus at the bar:
BE A MAGNIFICENT QUEEN IN A WORLD WHERE MEDIOCRITY IS KING.

Feeling Groovy?

Written on a t-shirt worn by Minoru:
Being cautiously optimistic is like having half an orgasm. At the end of the day, they are both completely impossible and totally unsatisfying.

Eeny Meeny Miny Mo...

Halcyon on her sexual identity - I prefer the term Bislexic to Lesbian. I've tried sleeping with both sexes, I mean... who doesn't want to be bisexual? It's the perfect preference... but, at the end of the day, men just aren't sexy to me.